poehlerbond:

lookinforasoultotake replied to your post: lookinforasoultotake liked your photo haley dont…

I don’t know what you should draw. Giraffe?

this is actually what giraffes look like so

That’s a freaking amazing giraffe

always

when?????????????? i need to get out of my houuuusssseeeeee

Lincoln’s country station does this “wheel of tickets” but I swear it sounds like “wheel of tits”

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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Hey anyone want to see iron man 3

silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

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swagchat:

swagchat:

swagchat:

what type of music do chiropractors listen to

hip-pop

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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homurahomo:

cronistic-tribute:

homurahomo:

sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…

jesus had fucking nipples, dude

whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me

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